everyone in the room looks at Sam

Sam: “What?”

Everyone: looks

Sam: “Okay, I was really fearful as a kid and I might be overcompensating a bit…”

Richard (the boss): “Just… document your systems so we can keep the place running when you get killed.”


I don’t know what I hate more about this: the not enforcing curfew, the (not vaccinated), or REBECCA.

Wait, I know. It’s the (not vaccinated).